Kickstarting Your Heart For The Cro-Magnons

Article by: Beth / @magnonrockcave
Edited by: Kelly-Mae Matt

The last time I wrote anything about The Cro-Magnons – or ダ・クロマニヨンズ  as the t shirts are branded – they had 13 albums and counting. Now they have 17 albums, with at least 20 or so amazing hits among them. That’s not even counting the tracks by the same songwriters previous bands The Hi Lows, and perhaps the more globally famous The Blue Hearts. Basically, they’ve been writing great rock songs since 1985 and have barely ever stopped.

From L–R: Masaru Kobayashi (Ba.), Hiroto Kohmoto (Vo.), Masatoshi Mashima (Gr.), Katsuji Kirita (Dr.) (Photo courtesy of Sony Music Japan)

At this point, The Cro-Magnons are the longest running line-up of all three groups. Balancing the new energy of their current drummer Katsuji Kirita and bassist Masaru Kobayashi, alongside common denominators Mashima Masatoshi on guitar and Hiroto Kohmoto singing/playing the harmonica, the latter of which continues to steal the stage; this is not a bad thing and, as I have said before, Hiroto Kohmoto is a ball of energy and I just don’t know how he does it.

So, whether you have never heard of them and I convinced you in the past, or somewhere down the line you have heard a few songs and want to hear more, it begs the question: With this much of a discography, where do you start? Well, that’s ultimately subjective, and I’ll just cover The Cro-Magnons discography here, but I do have a source besides myself this time. 

A couple years ago, one of the group’s fans from Japan did a “Choose 3 Songs” poll to work up a big list of favourite hits. It was a big project, and I’m grateful for the permission to share some of the results. The fans in Japan have been far too generous with me to take their hard work for granted, and I am happy to share these same results with you today.

SONG RESULTS

The top three singles (from the first twenty poll results) plus the album they appeared on are as follows:

  1. エイトビート – Eight Beat – Fire Age
  2. 生きる –  Ikiru – Rainbow Thunder
  3. タリホー – Tarihō – Self Titled (first album)
The winning track, ‘Eight Beat

These are all great songs and I do have two out of three of those albums they appear on. Adding some commentary of my own, though, I do still love these albums, even if they aren’t my absolute favourites. I feel like some of my favourite songs were robbed, being a little bit lower down on the Fan Favourite Top 20’s list, if they were on there at all.

I would like to talk about the song Tarihō, because it is a bit of a mystery, at least for Japanese speakers and fans I’ve asked. This title is hard to translate and the people I ask either don’t know what it actually means, or say they must just like the sound. I’m told it does not mean ‘Tarry Ho’, which is an older phrase. I suppose when it comes to katakana words, the decision of that mystery lies with the songwriter. As far as I know, he hasn’t revealed it to us yet. He just wants us to enjoy the music!

The Cro-Magnons performing ‘Tarihō’ live

During a recent interview in Japanese media, Hiroto talked about what he wants to convey with his songs. Please keep in mind that this is a translated version:

“So if you think something was conveyed, it is all correct, and the moment it is released to the world, the initiative is already with the audience.

That song belongs to everyone. 

It belongs to you, the person who is reading this interview right now.

So interpret it as you see fit, and if you think it will be a treasure, make it a treasure, and if you don’t want it, you can throw it away.

We don’t care how people listen to us, as long as our music works as one of the fun things in the world anyway.
— Hiroto Koumoto (Interview by Hisakatsu Tanaka, Music & Entertainment Analyst for Yahoo News Japan)

Other favourites that were included in the Top 10 results were #4 雷雨決行, Raiukekkou and #7 ナンバーワン野郎!, Number One Guy!, both of which are off the album Ace Rocker, which is quite a popular release from The Cro-Magnons. Robbed tracks, in my opinion, included #11 ペテン師ロック, Petenshi Rock and #15 どん底, Donzoko.

The latter of these was off the first album I bought, Lucky And Heaven. It’s a cool album, but it’s still hard to say it’s the best.

Before I wrap up, there are separate fan results for the groups albums that I will share.

The Cro-Magnons performing ‘Petenshi Rock‘, the title track of their 15th single

Top 5 ALBUM RESULTS

  1. 1 ザ・クロマニヨンズ – Self Titled first album
  2. MONDO ROCCIA
  3. ACE ROCKER
  4. Oi! um bobo
  5. CAVE PARTY

Oi! um bobo is definitely one of my favourite albums as a whole. The groups self-titled album is also great. All the more recent albums are closer to the bottom of the list, but they should NOT be ignored. PUNCH is a great album along with the others I mentioned, while MOUNTAIN BANANA includes a song about pants that was even better live, which I fortunately got to see when I watched The Cro-Magnons perform last year.

As a final list my order of album discovery, these are the ones I own at home:

Lucky & Heaven – ラッキー&ヘブン
Rainbow Thunder – レインボーサンダー
PUNCH
PUNCH Live
THE CRO-MAGNONS – ザ・クロマニヨンズ
MOUNTAIN BANANA
ACE ROCKER
MUD SHAKES
Oi! um Bobo
Hey! Wonder

Of course, it’s all statistics until you take a leap and start collecting, because these can’t be found on Spotify from where I am, at least, though there are short samples of all the singles on The Cro-Magnons YouTube channel to get you started. There are also some unofficial live videos available to view, much like the ones included earlier in the post, however with music rights concerns being as they are right now, purchasing the physical albums ensures that you have the music forever.

Hopefully this post will help as a jumping off point for those already curious about The Cro-Magnons and their music. Or, at the very least, it peaks your interest into seeing what makes this band such a driving force in the Japanese music industry today.

The Cro-Magnons promoting their tour, ‘The Cro-Magnons Tour MOUNTAIN BANANA 2023’

To find out more about The Cro-Magnons, be sure to check out their website and social media:

The Cro-Magnons Official Website
The Cro-Magnons Official Twitter
The Cro-Magnons Official YouTube

To support the group, you can purchase their records from the stores below:

Amazon Japan
CDJapan

Related articles on The Cro-Magnons single release, Hey! Wonder:

The Cro-Magnons Interview via DONUT (Released 06.02.2024)
Hiroto Koumoto Interview via Billboard Japan (Released 07.02.2024)
The Cro-Magnons Interview with Hiroto Koumoto via Yahoo Japan (10.02.2024)
HEY!WONDER Live Review by Rolling Stone Japan (Released 04.03.2024)

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